Top Ten White People Tweets (March 31, 2020)

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Apr 1, 2020 3:08 PM EDT

Sophie Turner and Maisee Williams share an almost kiss on screen as they shoot the game of thronesTime to get your Tweet on. Twitter and r/WhitePeopleTwitter memes especially are on a roll!. Especially with the excessive amount of free time more and more people are having, memes can't slack off. Luckily that just means people have more time to say hilarious things on Twitter that we can pick and choose for you to get your laugh on.

And here are so many more funny tweets for you to enjoy. 


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  • 01
    Text - joel(ene) @nicelybrightly I didn't think God would respond so enthusiastically to that one prayer about not going to Aunt Olivia's birthday party. My bad y'all
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - randy @randypaint what if the cure to the coronavirus is to stop making the fast and furious movies
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Bengal tiger - John Krasinski O @johnkrasinski The true Tiger King Dwight Exot RainnWilson O @rainnwilson Identity theft is not a joke, John
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - RunwayDan @RunwayDan Beware, in times like these, of opportunists. My wife has long wanted a chicken, and she's using the empty egg aisles at the grocery store to aggressively lobby for one.
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - CPAC Chopra @steak_ham Hey libtards if u really want $15/hr, instead of flipping burgers maybe try what I did: have ur dad give you a $150k/ year job at his oil drilling company as long as u agree to stay off pills
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Shawna Gawreluck @ShawnaGofABPoli I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell. He's taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully "performing a health check". He taught the children the technique. I may divorce him. 9:25 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8.7K Retweets 55.8K Likes >
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - The Girl Who Came to Stay 6 Feet Away @Mom_Overboard Fact: for every polite Canadian human there is an equally rude goose 1:06 PM · 30 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - BURY THE LEDE COMIC OUT NOW... @gabydunn Watching people be shocked by Tiger King reminds me that not everyone grew up in Florida. 12:09 AM 3/27/20 Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Anna Kendrick O @AnnaKendrick47 I guess l'll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit | would do if I just had the time. 4:26 PM · 2020-03-30 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Dan Sebree @DanSebree This quarantine is the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement. 10:37 AM · 3/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone 50 Retweets 183 Likes
    via Reddit

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